Okay, here is something EVERYBODY can relate to. ABSENT MINDED INDIVIDUALS!!!!!! Now the picture here to the left clearly has a blonde girl. I am in now way bashing blondes...this picture just happen to be the lucky winner. But absent minded individuals piss me the hell off. I want you to think back to a time when someone said something to you and you responded to that statement with an "I no" or "I agree with you" and they said "You know what" or "What are you agreeing with?" AAAAHHHHGGGG seriously??? Its in that instatnt that you want to lash back with everything that you have and be like "YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!! I'M AGREEING WITH WHAT YOU JUST TOLD ME" and then you get a puzzled response or look from them. I know we all have our moments and if your shaking you head and saying "Well, I don't"....YOUR A FUCKING LIAR!!!! However, some people just make themselves look like airheads and then you tell them something and they get all pissed at you. Its at that moment that you reply with this comment so write it down so you don't forget it....Ready? Here it is: "Eat a sack of dicks mother fucker!" That statement can be applied to guys and girls alike and I can almost guarantee that will shut there mouth real quick. So to all you absent minded people out there...Just SHUT THE FUCK UP AND THINK BEFORE YOU ANSWER. It pisses me off so I know someone out there feels the same way I do. That's all I have to say about this. I will be back soon to talk about some other fallacy human beings have and abilities we don't posses.
Ok...considering this is my first blog on this website,
I'm going to touch upon an issue that can be considered serious to some but complete bullshit to others. As a warning, my language can and will be vulgar. If you are offended, please remember they are only letters cleverly assembled into words that were given a meaning by some dude eons ago. If he really wanted to, he could have made "Fuck" a good word and duckling a "bad" word. So please read this for its content, not its profanity.
Back to the topic at hand: Hookah!!! I've been hearing a lot of bitch ass people saying that Hookah is worse than cigarettes! Ok, listen up....cigarettes are fuckin gross and we can all agree on that, ya? They contain all sorts of nasty shit that can and will kill you in the future. Lets take a look at what is in them shall we:
- Acetic Acid
- Acetone-(ladies, you use that to get the paint shit off your nails)
- Ammonia-(pretty self explanatory)
- Arsenic-(remember that cult that drank the "Holy Punch" in French Guiana...and DIED)
- Cadmium-(if your car battery didn't have this, it wouldn't work)
- DDT-(Hey, you can smoke and kill insects at the same time!!!)
- Ethanol-(plain and simple...Rubbing Alcohol)
- Formaldehyde-(...and you can preserve your body before it dies too!!!)
- Hydrogen Cyanide-(straight up poison)
- Nicotine-(ITS A SCHEDULE 6 POISON PEOPLE)
Now I'm not telling you to stop smoking or anything. If you beautiful women want too look a hell of a lot older than you really are and cough up your lungs while trying to talk to a cute guy and think that's attractive and you Abercrombie faggots want to loose your flawless skin and replace your high pitched, take-it-in-the-ass voices with Ozzy Osbournes, then be my guest. The purpose of this is to show you that Hookah is not as bad as a cancer stick. Lets go over the ingredients in your typical, standard grade Hookah shisha:
- Tobacco or Tea Leaves
- Vegetable glycerin
- Honey or Molasses
- Artificial flavoring
Now granted, smoking ANYTHING isn't good for your body but shisha is like a walk in the park compared to cigarettes. For one, it doesn't contain any harmful additives IF you get the tobacco-free shisha. Tobacco itself contains nicotine because it is a naturally occurring chemical that is created in the plant. Two, you don't have to worry about tar buildup from shisha because of the temperature it "burns" at. It is scientifically proven that in order for tobacco to create tar, it must burn at 800 degrees Fahrenheit which a cigarette does. Shisha on the other hand doesn't burn, it bakes at a temperature of 250 to 300 degrees. Way to low to create tar of any kind and if you get the tobacco-free shisha, you don't even have to have any second thoughts because your smoking tea leaves. So don't listen to these uptight fuck faces from capitol hill cause they shouldn't be talking. Most of them probably smoke marijuana anyway. Moral of the story....its still not good but its a hell of a lot better than smoking the stuff your body is gonna be pumped with when you die so you don't stink up the fuckin funeral parlor with your decaying cadaver. Chances are you died from smoking cigarettes. Karma is a bitch in the end, isn't it? I'm done for now. I'll be back soon with more Rants and Raves.
