Ignorance

Before I even go on with this post, I would like to take a moment to explain to some of the readers out there what the word "Ignorance" or "Ignorant" means and yes, they are both the same word. Let us see a definition...

"Ignorance: Pronunciation: \ˈig-n(ə-)rən(t)s\: the state or fact of being ignorant: lack of knowledge, education, awareness." Some examples of ignorant people include but are not limited to George Bush, Barack Obama, Keanu Reeves, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Michael Jackson(yeah, I went there), O.J Simpson, Dakota Fanning, Miley Cyrus and her hick father, The Teletubbies(HOLY SHIT ARE THE TELETUBBIES FUCKING IGNORANT AND DOWN RIGHT STUPID!!!!!)

The truth is people, we are all ignorant to some extent. No one person knows everything about everything, unless your God or Morgan Freeman(some people will get this innuendo, some won't! Its ok! Some of us still live under a rock or are too Evangelical to take a joke because we all know how those Evangelicals are...Once they are set in their ways, they always think they are right ABOUT EVERYTHING or that something is trying to force evil onto people). They think Harry Potter is evil because they say a few spells that are most likely fake. Its not Satan trying get to the youth. When have you heard of a kid becoming evil from reading Harry Potter??? well here is my response to that-----> ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!!! YOU PEOPLE WILL SAY ANYTHING IS EVIL BECAUSE IT DOESN'T SAY BIBLE IN IT. **NEWS FLASH**: THE BIBLE WAS WRITTEN BY MEN. ITS A HISTORY BOOK. YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES IT WAS PROBABLY REVISED BY THE VATICAN TO SUIT THEIR NEEDS, BUT YOU WILL JUST SAY "OH HEAVENS NO, THERE HAS BEEN RESEARCH STATING IT HASN'T BEEN CHANGED!!!" AND LIKE THE IGNORANT PEOPLE YOU ARE, YOU WILL BELIEVE THAT. OUR OWN GOVERNMENT LIES TO US! i'M SURE ITS NOT HARD FOR THE VATICAN EITHER BUT THAT'S ANOTHER RANT FOR ANOTHER TIME!

Anyway, another thing that gets me is people views on music. I know people who don't like specific music because some they hate likes it or because it doesn't talk about a specific topic they want to hear about. People like that make me want to take a soldering tool and press it against their forehead and carve "I may be_____(insert age over 19), but I act like a 1st grader!" ITS FUCKING MUSIC!!! ITS ALWAYS CHANGING AND ITS HOW THAT ARTIST EXPRESSES THEMSELVES!!! IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, THAT'S FINE BUT DON'T BE A FUCKING BABY ABOUT IT...."IT REMINDS ME OF THAT PERSON I HATE!"--------BOO HOO HOO, STOP BEING A FUCKING DRAMA QUEEN SHIT-FOR-BRAINS AND GO JUMP IN A POOL FILLED WITH SHARDS OF GLASS!!! CHANCES ARE WHOEVER YOUR COMPLAINING TO ISN'T EVEN LISTENING TO THE SUBSTANDARD GARBAGE FALLING OUT OF YOUR FACE-HOLE!!! GROW THE FUCK UP!!! I'M DONE HERE!!! THIS RANT IS SOMETHING I FEEL VERY STRONGLY TOWARDS AND ITS THESE KIND OF PEOPLE WHO ARE DESTROYING THE MUSIC INDUSTRY, RELIGIOUS ORGANIZATIONS AND THE PEOPLE AROUND THEM BY NOT BEING ADULTS AND GIVING THINGS A CHANCE OR LOOKING AT EVERYTHING FROM A DIFFERENT PERSPECTIVE. SO TO THOSE MESSING UP THE WORLD WITH THERE BASE BABBLE...EAT SHIT AND DIE!!!!
 
 

Absent Minded Individuals!

Okay, here is something EVERYBODY can relate to. ABSENT MINDED INDIVIDUALS!!!!!! Now the picture here to the left clearly has a blonde girl. I am in now way bashing blondes...this picture just happen to be the lucky winner. But absent minded individuals piss me the hell off. I want you to think back to a time when someone said something to you and you responded to that statement with an "I no" or "I agree with you" and they said "You know what" or "What are you agreeing with?" AAAAHHHHGGGG seriously??? Its in that instatnt that you want to lash back with everything that you have and be like "YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!! I'M AGREEING WITH WHAT YOU JUST TOLD ME" and then you get a puzzled response or look from them. I know we all have our moments and if your shaking you head and saying "Well, I don't"....YOUR A FUCKING LIAR!!!! However, some people just make themselves look like airheads and then you tell them something and they get all pissed at you. Its at that moment that you reply with this comment so write it down so you don't forget it....Ready? Here it is: "Eat a sack of dicks mother fucker!" That statement can be applied to guys and girls alike and I can almost guarantee that will shut there mouth real quick. So to all you absent minded people out there...Just SHUT THE FUCK UP AND THINK BEFORE YOU ANSWER. It pisses me off so I know someone out there feels the same way I do. That's all I have to say about this. I will be back soon to talk about some other fallacy human beings have and abilities we don't posses.

Is Hookah worse than your cancer stick???

Ok...considering this is my first blog on this website, I'm going to touch upon an issue that can be considered serious to some but complete bullshit to others. As a warning, my language can and will be vulgar. If you are offended, please remember they are only letters cleverly assembled into words that were given a meaning by some dude eons ago. If he really wanted to, he could have made "Fuck" a good word and duckling a "bad" word. So please read this for its content, not its profanity.

Back to the topic at hand: Hookah!!! I've been hearing a lot of bitch ass people saying that Hookah is worse than cigarettes! Ok, listen up....cigarettes are fuckin gross and we can all agree on that, ya? They contain all sorts of nasty shit that can and will kill you in the future. Lets take a look at what is in them shall we:

1. Acetic Acid
2. Acetone-(ladies, you use that to get the paint shit off your nails)
3. Ammonia-(pretty self explanatory)
4. Arsenic-(remember that cult that drank the "Holy Punch" in French Guiana...and DIED)
5. Cadmium-(if your car battery didn't have this, it wouldn't work)
6. DDT-(Hey, you can smoke and kill insects at the same time!!!)
7. Ethanol-(plain and simple...Rubbing Alcohol)
8. Formaldehyde-(...and you can preserve your body before it dies too!!!)
9. Hydrogen Cyanide-(straight up poison)
10. Nicotine-(ITS A SCHEDULE 6 POISON PEOPLE)

Now I'm not telling you to stop smoking or anything. If you beautiful women want too look a hell of a lot older than you really are and cough up your lungs while trying to talk to a cute guy and think that's attractive and you Abercrombie faggots want to loose your flawless skin and replace your high pitched, take-it-in-the-ass voices with Ozzy Osbournes, then be my guest. The purpose of this is to show you that Hookah is not as bad as a cancer stick. Lets go over the ingredients in your typical, standard grade Hookah shisha:

1. Tobacco or Tea Leaves
2. Vegetable glycerin
3. Honey or Molasses
   
4. Artificial flavoring

Now granted, smoking ANYTHING isn't good for your body but shisha is like a walk in the park compared to cigarettes. For one, it doesn't contain any harmful additives IF you get the tobacco-free shisha. Tobacco itself contains nicotine because it is a naturally occurring chemical that is created in the plant. Two, you don't have to worry about tar buildup from shisha because of the temperature it "burns" at. It is scientifically proven that in order for tobacco to create tar, it must burn at 800 degrees Fahrenheit which a cigarette does. Shisha on the other hand doesn't burn, it bakes at a temperature of 250 to 300 degrees. Way to low to create tar of any kind and if you get the tobacco-free shisha, you don't even have to have any second thoughts because your smoking tea leaves. So don't listen to these uptight fuck faces from capitol hill cause they shouldn't be talking. Most of them probably smoke marijuana anyway. Moral of the story....its still not good but its a hell of a lot better than smoking the stuff your body is gonna be pumped with when you die so you don't stink up the fuckin funeral parlor with your decaying cadaver. Chances are you died from smoking cigarettes. Karma is a bitch in the end, isn't it? I'm done for now. I'll be back soon with more Rants and Raves.